SOME GIRLS HAVE ALL THE FUN

I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 02:15:25 GMT

Friday- The Ring 2 with Lena, Amia and people. Haha it was funny. "I'm not your fucking mommy" "Fine than i'll go jump off a cliff"

Saturday- Chases Bar MItzvah! <33333

Our Sixsome was really sexy at the party...when we lost two we just picked up two more ( ; And then A blueberry came down my shirt and so i pulled it out and set it on the table and then Jessica and Lian put it back on the platter with all the other blueberries. And so it was dubbed the boobberry.

"HI I'M Q-BASHA THE HEXAGON"

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 02:27:34 GMT

You Are a Flashy Red Bra!

Outgoing, friendly, and fascinating.
You're a charmer, with your pick of the men.
But you want a man who's as magnetic as you are.
You need someone who can keep up with your all night gab fests!

What Kind of Bra Are You? Take This Quiz :-)

Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 04:50:59 GMT

Omg my hair..haha next time i'm not going to let my friends dye it...omg...

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:50:49 GMT

BECAUSE MY GUT TOLD ME SO!!!!

Michaela: We should chill sometime

Anna: We should hang out sometime!

Michaela: That's what I just said...

Anna: Whatever. I didn't understand your rap talk

mr. tanaka: can you get it from kissing??? or misquitos???

HE'S JUST A BOY WITH ORANGE HAIR SITTING ALL BY HIM SELF

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 05:13:57 GMT

milan: hey how come you gave stefan a bus ticket but not me?

stefan (jokingly) : i gave her a sexual favor that's why

milan( looking completly serious): I'll give you a sexual favor....

haha my bus is hilarious

daniel wrote all over me and it's still on my face haha sebastian (leons cuzzie): I'm not even going to ask what happened...

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 23:59:52 GMT

Your secret Addiction by khaiptah
Name ?
Your Secret Addiction is ...	The smell of fresh cut grass
When you Discovered this	August 5, 2019
Where were you when you found out?	On a raft on Lake Michigan
How much it will cost you by the time you die ..	$2,725
Treatment Options	Exposure Treatment

Quiz created with MemeGen!

since when is there grass on a fucking raft? lol

THAT'S SO LINEAR

Sat, 05 Mar 2005 01:52:46 GMT

Sat, 05 Mar 2005 01:18:32 GMT

Haha Ruby cracks me up..........

tHeReTaRdInMe: i want him tho

tHeReTaRdInMe: kinda

tHeReTaRdInMe: i tink i shud turn lesbo if i dont have a bf by the end of this month

tHeReTaRdInMe: I WANT HIM!!!!
tHeReTaRdInMe: I TINK

These things are HOT..............

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*tRue sTreNgTh iS bEing abLe tO hoLd iT aLL tOgEtHEr,
wHen eVerYbOdy is ExpEctiNg yOu tO faLL aPaRt *
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~!u R mY sHoOtInG StAr!~

Haha these are silly...

* LiKe pInK i’M gEt The PArTy sTarTeD*
* LiKe BrItNeY i’M oVerProtEcTeD*
* LIke JLO i’M rEal*
* LIkE ChRiStInA i aM bEaUtIfUl*
* LiKe KeLLy i’M aMeRiCa’s IdOl!*
* LiKe JeSsIcA im IrReStIsTaBle*
*.LiKe -MiSsY- ImMa WoRk It.*
* LIkE -EvE- i'M gOnnA bLoW uR MinD.*
*.LiKe AvAnT wE mAkE gOoD LoVe.*
*.LiKe 50 CeNt CoMe N gImMiE a HuG.*
*.LiKe b2k We CaN gO bUmP bUmP bUmP.*
*.LiKe UsHeR YoU gOt It BaD*
*.LiKe AaLiYaH uR LoVeS a WuN iN a MiLLiOn.*
*.LiKe TyReSe SaYz ImMa SwEeT LaDy.*
*.LiKe BeYoNcE Im DoWn To RiDe To Da VeRy EnD.

IF I COULD ONLY WALK LIKE A SLINKY

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 00:08:01 GMT

You Are A Strawberry Flavored Condom!

Sweet, funky, and even a little bitter at times.

You're tasty enough to be popular, yet freaky enough to be unique.

Sometimes you get a little nasty in bed... but nothing too extreme!

What Flavor Condom Are *You*?

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Mon, 28 Feb 2005 05:14:08 GMT

OMG this week has been mucho fun!!!

MONDAY i went hiking with zoe and jada...haha it kinda sucked but it was fun....

-Jada imitating me "I'm Anna and I lost my deodorent and had to use jadas. And i'm stupid."

"Ewww!!!!!!! It doesn't smell like anything!"
"That's 'cause it's UNSCENTED!"

"I really wanna wear a skirt hiking. But that's not really practical. Is it?"

"Uggh...my shorts are doing that thing again. I'd fix them, but it would look like i was sticking my hand down my pants. which i wouold. but not like THAT."

SNOW MOLESTERS

Best word ever=Marinate

TUESDAY i went downtown with zoe and jada and we shopped and saw Hitch which was mucho hilarious.

THURSDAY i went to alderwood mall. yayyy!

FRIDAY
i went to lena's!! and we watched like 50000000 movies. yay for us. and we managed NOT to get killed by aspestus...good for us! FEAK OUT!! hahaha.

SATURDAY:
Hannah and Lauras bat mitzvah!! The Parrrtyyy was mucho fun. YEAH! I FEEL LIKE A WOMEN. haha lily barging into the quiet(er) room. the "wills" and before the party..leo sees midol on jadas desk and then comes into my room and says "are you bloated" and then him asking everyone at the party. lmao.

Sat, 19 Feb 2005 22:20:41 GMT

So, yesterday.....

SCIENCE:
Omg that is such a funny class. So Sarah goes to him "How can you have degrees in space?" And he's like um i'll just change that to straight line...and then jane asks some stupid question for like the fun of it and he's like ahhh, thats a very good question. Leah likes to garden a lot...her name is Peah!

LA:
Ummm..nothing really...Jeopardy

SCHMITZ:
Omg i got a 70 on that test...ugh. Then we just sat around....
Kyle: Shut up ______! You watch animal porn!
____: Yeah, it's great.
Kyle: Hahaha!
____: No!! Wait!! I meant to say gross! Not great!!!

TA:
Ugh Sarah was gone again

SPANISH:
Got a 75 on that test. We just kind od sat around in that class too.

MATH:
Another fucking quiz. Oh well i got 100 on my last 2...haha the STAR post it notes...my barette.

AFTER SCHOOL:
Went downtown with sarah l and letcia. it was fun. and then teesha and i had to catch a bus to bellvue. we went to bell square for like 2 seconds to teesha could get these jeans and then we took another bus to her house. and then we watched 24 and then i wwnt to my camp reunion!!! it was awesome! except like not that many people came and none of the guys came. it was just like me lindsay, liz, ashely and nikki. and the sevies from our cabin last year but...yeah.

wow that was longer than like anything i've ever written. haha i'm bored. LOL thats how caryn like always writes hers.

EVERYBODY BE LIVIN' IT UP

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 23:53:55 GMT

haha. I SUCH a theif.

haha katie is DEFINATLY a pain in my ass! lol jk. <3 <3 <3

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 05:47:25 GMT

Teesha, Leah and Sarah are the best!

U guys always make me feel better.

xoxo
anna

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 00:47:19 GMT

My sister is sooo mean to me. I cannot stand it. I have got to get out of here. This house isn't big enough for the both of us.

You better believe it!

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 00:02:51 GMT

If you read this,
even if i don't speak to you often,
you must post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want,
it can be good,
it can be bad,
just so long as it happened.

Haha

Tue, 15 Feb 2005 02:13:08 GMT

I am worth $28,434,389.83 for one night of wild lovin'! How much are you worth?
Get my worth

Tue, 15 Feb 2005 00:15:35 GMT

What is wrong with everyone? Why does everyone at this school have something mean to say about me behind my back? It's really sad.

Sun, 13 Feb 2005 04:32:39 GMT

Hey I'm at Lena's with people. OMG we totally learned how to make cesear salad! lol. fishes...bitches...beaches..peaches...the song. lol. except the guys are being stupid and won't get off the tv and we want to watch our CHICK FLICK! haha like chicks flikking people off. haha so before this hannah was at my house with jada and they were getting ready for a bat mitzvah party with help from your truly...

"Hey! My braces totally match your shirt! OMG you should like wear them!"

"Okay, this might sound weird but like, stare at my boobs tonight okay?"

i forget the rest...

XOXO
anna

Sat, 12 Feb 2005 19:59:35 GMT

So yesterday was the dance and short classes. nothing interesting there. Then Sarah came over and we hung out for a while and made the greatest livejournal ever as a joke. omg i woke up so early this morning ): i'm going to lena's later. yay! i <3 sevies. lmao

Sun, 06 Feb 2005 06:58:54 GMT

So this week...

Tuesday:
Haha hebrew school. Aspestus! Oooh better put some chapstick on that burn. Baby I love you...

Wednsday: That retarded blow up planetarium. Jana you're bringing the whole thing down! LOL. Haha it started deflating and there was a crash and we all screamed. in world music we learned to bang things. lol elisa. went downtown with sarah sarah and leah after school and it was fun.

Thursay:
Um nothing at school. Basketball game after school. "are you his girlfriend?" "HELL NO!" "Have you made out?" "HELL NO" *he leaves* "You two should bang! He's big!" <lmao emily. that kid was funny. stanley+me= HELL NO. Friday: Science..haha Katie: Hey i've got a joke. YOu should be in the army 'cause i want to blow you up! Martha: *tells some joke like that* Sarah: Hey we should make one up like that! Baby you're a nuclear plant because...um...yeah..okay i can't think of a punch line. lol sarah. I'm not in world music anymore! So i TAed. Yay! Spanish..Christina's such a trendsetter with those little signs..those we fun. Sarah: No ones making me one. FINE! I'll make one for myself! Today: Went to the school with my mom and my friend zoe to see how the art thing was going then zoe and i went dt and it was hilarious first at the bon i like tripped and then at norstroms i knocked over this thing of mac lipglosses. oooops! then we cam home and watched TV and stuff. Then i went to sarah o's. haha Sarah ballet dancing. and me and sarah getting trapped out side. Crossroads..haha. M and M's down my shirt. Leah: i wrote you a note but i lost it. and i got sarah a present and lost it. anyway it was fun.

I've got the POWER

Sun, 30 Jan 2005 00:36:31 GMT

if i were a month i would be: May 'cause its my birthday month! (:
if i were a day of the week i would be: Friday..'cause i'm a PARTY GIRL. lol jk.
if i were a time of day i would be: 12:00 midnight. i dunno why.
if i were a planet i would be: mercury...why? 'cause i'm HOT. lol jk i dunno why.
if i were a sea animal i would be: Mermaid..um does that count?
if i were a direction i would be: north. ALASKA. Or south.
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: A love seat. haha jk. um a bed.
if i were a sin i would be: um? um whoreishness. lol emily. for real though i have no idea.
if i were a historical figure i would be: Joan of Arc. Or Audrey Hepbrun. Or Sacagewea.
if i were a liquid i would be: water. or KOOL aid. lol jk.
if i were a tree i would be: An orange tree. CAlifornia here i come...
if i were a flower/plant i would be: A rose. Lmao NO.
if i were a kind of weather i would be: spagetti with a chance of meatballs. jk. i would be snow. or lots of sun.
if i were a musical instrument i would be: a bass. lol colleen. i have no idea.
if i were an animal i would be:
if i were a color i would be: blue
if i were a fruit i would be: a peach
if i were a sound i would be: laughter
if i were an element i would be: FIRE! because i took a quiz that said so.
if i were a car i would be: jaguar. bright blue.
if i were a song i would be: ON FIRE! haha jk. ICE,ICE BABY. jk again. CAN'T TOUCH THIS! lol. um for real..Thriller. lol. except i have Ms. Jackson stuck in my head so that.
if i were a book i would be written by: ME!
if i were a food i would be: taffy
if i were a place i would be: the beach!
if i were a material i would be: flanel

if i were a taste i would be: sweet (:

if i were a scent i would be: jasmine. or a tropical scent. or vanilla! mmm
if i were a word i would be: {insert word here} LMAO
if i were an object i would be: a fridge 'cause i keep things cool. lol jk. um a condom. jk i would be yummy smelling lotion.
if i were a body part i would be: hands..
if i were a facial expression i would be: a smile
if i were a cartoon character i would be: BRACEFACE! lol juliette!
if i were a shape i would be an: A heart. Or a star.

if i were a number i would be: 22

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 00:01:27 GMT

And after all
You're my WONDERWALL

LEMME DO MY 1,2 STEP

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:58:07 GMT

You Know You're From Alaska When...

"Vacation" means driving to Chitna to dip net

You measure distance in hours.

Down south to you means Anchorage.

You know several people who have hit a moose.

Your school classes aren't cancelled because of cold.

Your school classes were canceled because of ice.

You think of the major four food groups as moose, caribou, beer, and squaw candy.

You think that moose season is a national holiday.

You know what a real sockeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones.

You know if another Alaskan is from the city or the village as soon as they open their mouth.

You can spell words like Chatanika, Ninilchik, and Tuntutuliak.

You've had cabin fever.

You own moose nugget ear rings.

Mosquito dope is a part of your daily attire.

You think the song Breaking Up is Hard to Do is about spring time.

Travel luggage consists of ice coolers (or fish boxes) wrapped with duct tape.

A seven course meal is a sixpack and a can of SPAM.

When you answer the phone and it's a wrong number, but you know the number of the person they were trying to call off the top of your head.

You have bigger tires on your plane than on your car.

Someone mentions "super cub" and you do not envision a tiny bear wearing blue tights and a red cap.

Your relatives/friends think you live too far away for them to come visit you, but keep asking you to come see them more often.

October is the month of your highest income.

The reason you don't own a poodle is because an eagle ate the last one.

Kids catch the bus in the dark and get off it in the dark.

You know why they named it Chicken, Alaska.

You know that road flares will start a nice bon fire.

You take the door off the outhouse to see the aurora.

Your idea of taking a load off is emptying the firewood out of the back of the truck.

You know a tail-dragger is an airplane, not a bad day at the office.

You know that a Spenard Divorce involves a .357 magnum, not a lawyer.

You like your neighbors.

You know at least one pot grower.

You put up with the pain of a toothache until the Permanent Fund Dividend checks come out in October.

You know going "outside" involves a whole lot more than opening a door and walking into the yard.

You know Bunny Boots aren't worn by bunnies or made out of bunnies.

You know the meaning of the word "baleen" and it has nothing to do with making hay into large cubes.

You take off your shirt and your arms are as pale as your legs all the way to your wrists.

You don't know anyone who doesn't own a 4-wheeler.

You've washed your car while there was still snow on the ground.

You know a honey bucket is really a bucket, but it's not really full of honey.

You know that the Rat Net is not a rodent catching device.

You learned to swim indoors.

Your bedroom windows are covered in aluminum foil.

Your monthly veterinarian bill is more than your own medical bill.

You know a "white out" has to do with winter conditions not correcting fluid for typos.

You think it's normal for a town to put all the businesses on one side of the road.

Your local golf course has "happy hour" between 1:00 and 2:00 am

The seat in your outhouse is lined with styrofoam so your butt won't freeze to it when you have to sit down for a certain amount of time.

You've had to set your alarm every three hours to go start you car and let it run for 20 minutes so hopefully it will start in the morning so you can go to work.

Instead of plugging in your freezer, you've just move it to the front porch!

You open your freezer to take out something for dinner, and are faced with many choices, Pink Salmon, Silver Salmon, Red Salmon, King Salmon, Smoked Salmon, or Halibut!

You can play road hockey on skates.

You see signs saying Do or do NOT _____ but you never see any law enforcement people.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Alaska.

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HAHA. THAT'S AWESOME! HERE'S ONE YOU ALL MIGHT GET PART OF.......

You Know You're From Seattle When...

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian

You feel guilty throwing an aluminum can in the trash.

You use the words "sun break" and know what it means.

You know more than 10 words to describe a cup of coffee.

You know what a dry cappachino is.

You obey all traffic laws EXCEPT "keep right except to pass."

You know at least eight people who work for either Microsoft or Boeing.

You invite twice as many people as you really want to a party since only half will actually show up.

You know what Lutefiske is.

You personally know someone from Alaska.

You consider floating bridges a pain in the butt, not an engineering marvel.

You know how to pronounce "Sequim", "Puyallup" and "Issaquah."

You have roots in Oregon, Idaho or Montana, but wanted a high paying job.

You've tried to get a job in Alaska, especially a summer job only.

You think skiing always means being covered from head to toe, on snow or water.

You know at least three Microsoft burnouts, of which two are millionaires.

You use more than 5 words to order a cup of coffee. "I want to order an unleaded, double, short, skinny, wet cappuccino with a shot of Amaretto please."

A "designer" wardrobe comes from REI, Eddie Bauer, Lands End, and Birkenstock.

You consider it a sunny day if the sun is visible at some point of the day.

You've been "snow" skiing in the RAIN more than in the snow.

When you're discussing rainforests and volcanoes, you're NOT talking about Hawaii.

You Remember the Kingdome

You have tried to forget about WTO

You know how BLUE the skies are here compared to Eastern Washington

The guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like Phyllis Diller is really a trans named Eva Destruction that used to play with Hole.

Your car insurance costs more because your neighbors don't have any!

Your mayor is straight, 1/2 your friends are gay, the man who delivers your mail has a bumper sticker that reads "when they pry it from my cold dead fingers....", and your Burger World drive thru order taker was a computer millionaire last week.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Seattle.

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Take the quiz: "What movie character are u? (girls only)"

Gracie Hart (Miss congeniality)
LOOK AT YOU !!!! YOU ARE AN FBI AGENT, YOU ARE VERY SECURE, YOU ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT AND U DONT CARE ABOUT OTHERS OPINION

haha. except that like doesn't describe me at all. but who cares. shes awesome!

STOLE IT FROM MIKAELA...

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:02:27 GMT

What you LJ friends Really think about you... by lindsaychan
Username
Gender
Thinks you are special:	pbandj28
Thinks you suck:	wasabi_maow
Thinks you are a good friend:	amythenameless
Thinks you are sexy:	thepanicmuffin
Thinks you are cute:	colleenbean19
Wants to be your best friend:	stargirl7912000
Likes you:	olsquaredo
Thinks you hate them:	bewarehairdryer
Wants to kill you:	gracieditzler
Doesnt know you well:	sweetpapaia49

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Haha...I'm going to like hide from gracie now 'cause she's trying to fucking kill me! Haha and Emily thinks I suck. Ouch.

Why am I such a reject?

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 23:57:20 GMT

^ seriously.
Like i'm not super ugly am i? do i have any serious personality defects? I don't think I do. So why does everyone seem to hate me so much? It's not like I want to be friends with everybody (well that would be nice...) but i want them not to hate me. Like seriously my sister hates me. Like even if i'm not doing anything she'll blow up at me. and she calls me pathetic and a loser for no reason. like not funny jokeingly. that i can take. and today she kicked my ass. Literally. And Jack is so mean to me. He used to be mean to me jokeingly but now he's mean to me seriously. And kyle always has partys at his dad's house and everyone comes home on the metro with him (and me) and he never invites me. and he always rubs it in my face. It's not like i expect to be invited but he could be nice about it. Ugh i not even going to go into the rest. Adios.

Fucked Up Disney Movies!
Name / Username
What happened:	you stole aladdin's virginity
Who caught you:	Jafar
What they said:	You hoe!

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Whom is your Live Journal pain in the ass?
LJ Username
Your pain in the ass is:	olsquaredo

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